Thursday, July 23, 2009

I Posted Some Poems Right Now

I posted some poems right now. They are the ones that are about cows. Lemonade Stand, Cows In Our House, and Cows On the Road. Read them. They're really funny.

p.s. by Audrey H.

Cows On the Road

Cows on the Road

Oh, no, there are cows on the road!
What should we do?
They are dancing on the road.
Shoo, shoo, cows!
Get out of our way.
We’re trying to go to a museum—
A cow museum!

Cows In Our House

Cows in our House

Oh, no, there are cows in our house!
They are trying on all our clothes
And eating all our food.
What should we do?
I know, let’s go to the grocery store
And buy some more food.
We’re at the grocery store.
We bought some more food.
We’re putting our groceries away.
Oh, no.
Cows are eating our food as we are putting it away!
I guess we are going back to the grocery store.
Finally, the cows are gone.
We can put away our groceries.
We’ll never see the cows again.

Lemonade Stand

Lemonade Stand

Lemonade stand.
Lemonade stand.
Let’s go buy some lemonade,
Cookies, too, yum, yum, yum.
What kind of cookies?
Chocolate chip, M & M, peanut butter, oatmeal raisin—
Oh, yum, yum, yum.
Oh, no, cows are selling the lemonade!
And they are dancing cows!
What should we do?
Hey, there’s another lemonade stand.
Oh, no, another dancing cow selling lemonade!
Ah-ha, pirates selling lemonade!
I love pirate lemonade,
Pirate cookies, too.
I love pirate cookies.
Let’s go buy some.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

I Was In a Watermelon Eating Contest




Yesterday I was in a watermelon eating contest. I got third place. The third prize is a dollar. I got a dollar. It was in this city called Lake Linden. I had the biggest piece because I was really hungry. The tried to give me a littler one but I didn't let them.